Dear Edward. (We know you're reading this)
Happy Birthday! We know you were born in 1901, but you don't look a day over 17! ;)
We were wondering what we could get for someone who has lived over a century and probably already has everything he could ever want...
We were going to buy you a car, but you kinda have expensive taste so we decided against that...
Happy Birthday! We know you were born in 1901, but you don't look a day over 17! ;)
We were wondering what we could get for someone who has lived over a century and probably already has everything he could ever want...
We were going to buy you a car, but you kinda have expensive taste so we decided against that...
We then tried to catch a mountain lion for you, but we got scared away...
Not all of us have those super sharp fangs ;)
We also thought that maybe you'd like a new piano....
but again, it's REALLY expensive!
So the only thing we can do, is offer our warmest wishes... oh, and this mountain-lion birthday cake!
Now all you need to do, is relax and enjoy your day, by listening to some Debussy, climbing a few trees, maybe try catching some mountain lions yourself, and then lie around in a flowery meadow with the wifey before breaking some beds... ;)
But for us humans, all we can do is look at the pretty....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDWARD!
With love,
From all of us at ITS xo
Make sure to leave him your own birthday love in the comments below :)
From all of us at ITS xo
Make sure to leave him your own birthday love in the comments below :)
ummm not to be mean or anything but i think you're kinda stalkerish and u just need to get a life and where in the hell did u get all of this this must've taken you at least a month to finish this whole thing
ReplyDeleteHahaha right... well thanks for your opinion :)
ReplyDeleteI actually used google... took about 20 minutes, plus, it's not stalking when its a fictional character ;)
its lovely :)
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