FAMOUS (AU): Rob & The Director's Daughter - "How She Stole Him"

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The headline made me roll my eyes and now after having read the article, my face contorted into a massive cringe. So read at your own peril!

FAMOUS say that RPattz has been quoted in interviews getting all deep & meaningful about love and breaking up with Kristen. Right then. Now. Tell me: which' interview/s? Date? With who? in print or video?

The tweets from Cait.. I'm sorry, I'm a little confused. How does her tweets connect herself to Rob exactly? Seriously, she could be talking about ANYTHING or ANYONE!

I laughed out loud when I read this "As the evidence mounts, Twlight fans are struggling to come to terms with the reality that their beloved Robsten are done forever" FAMOUS must have Rita Skeeter on the payroll :P Honestly, what us Twilight fans are REALLY struggling to come to terms with, is how FAMOUS gets away with printing these articles riddled with questionable sources (and that's putting it politely!).

~ Mel (OzTwilightTwit)

FAMOUS (AU): Rob & Kristen: Sending A Message

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No mention of Rob & Kristen being engaged this week :P

FAMOUS (AU): Kristen & Rob - From Breaking Dawn to Breaking Up?

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Got engaged over Christmas?? Bwahahaha!!! I need a neck brace because I can't stop shaking my head!

FAMOUS (AU): Rob & the 17 yr old Aussie Girl - How Kristen Found Out!

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Don't get your knickers in a twist! I know what the headline is insinuating, but if you read the article, it is talking about how an 17 yr old aussie has 'allegedly' hacked into Rob's email account (talk about headline manipulation!). Rob is apparently freaking out because of the private info contained in those emails about family, friends, cast members and of course, his fiancée, Kristen. Wait... WHAT? fiancée?? It's NOT TRUE people, they're not getting married. It's just FAMOUS calling fiction fact, AGAIN!

FAMOUS (AU): From Bella to Bad Girl - What happened to Kristen?

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Oh come on! Who looks fresh as a daisy at an airport!!?? Give her a break!

FAMOUS publish some unflattering shots of Kristen and say she's 'tired and rundown' pfft, they should publish a photo of me in the morning... I make a Gremlin fed after midnight cute!

FAMOUS Magazine (AU): Rob & Kristen: "Yes, We're ENGAGED!"

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Take this article with a grain of salt people! ~Mel

FAMOUS (AU): Drunk Kristen Loses it at Rob

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FAMOUS are at it again but this time, have I caught them out??

Everyone has had a bad photo taken right? Well, I think this may be the case with Kristen & that FAMOUS have used a-not-so-flattering-photo of her to say she was arguing with Rob in this shot. Now, what you need to know is that there were other photo's taken that night by the paps (We at I.T.S don't believe in posting pap pics, however, I'm posting them here to make a point).

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Check out the pics below: Does it look like Kristen is upset here???

I rest my case! FAMOUS, you've been caught out!!

PS: If you look closely, you could see hand-in-handage!! :)

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FAMOUS (AU): Rob & Kristen - United but Divided

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 You can always count on FAMOUS to make you giggle! I mean, they source a 'friend' (oh! it MUST be true then) and forget to mention that Tom (NOT Tod lol) Sturridge was actually good mates with Rob even before Kristen came on the scene *shakes head*

FAMOUS (AU): Filming of BREAKING DAWN Postponed AGAIN?

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FAMOUS like to speculate... don't be fooled! Set delays happen all the time, it's the nature of the beast in Hollywood.

FAMOUS MAG (AU): Kristen tells Rob "You Pushed me Away!"

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Top piece of literature this is! I read FAMOUS just for laughs so I thought I would share - sharing is caring ya know :) ~ Mel

FAMOUS (AU): Kristen - 'Why won't ROB commit?' & reporting FAIL about Taylor's fake abs!

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FAMOUS is well, famous, for reporting the darnest things - This week is no exception!

First up, apparently the couple 'officially' confirmed their relationship? Pfft! @GossipCop has basically stamped any article/publication/news story claiming the 'coming out' as false thus far (Good work guys!)

Secondly, FAMOUS likes to reference 'friends' of Kristen to verify information... more like imaginary friends in my humble opinion!

Thirdly, the FAIL of the Year award so far goes to the "FAB ABS OR FAKE" article on the bottom right corner. You see, the 'New Moon' poster picture isn't one from the movie! It's actually FAN MADE! *GASP!* You can check it out in its full glory here. (Thanks to @newmoonmovie). So now you know the truth and it's hilarious when FAMOUS reports that the 'film executives where quick to quash the vicious rumours' saying it was the model's pic that ripped off Taylor's abs... *slams fists on the floor in fits of laughter*.... oh boy *wipes tear* Thanks for the laughs FAMOUS :) Now I *KNOW* everything you print is truth! *cough* ~ Mel (@OzTwilightTwit)

Famous Mag Australia on Kristen Stewart "I'm Quitting Twilight"

 

Synopsis:

"The overwhelmed actress threatens to walk out on the film franchise."

• She detests life in the spotlight. Is quoted as saying "I don't want to be a movie star like Angelina Jolie", Also quoted as saying "Nothing about being a celebrity is desirable - I'm an actor, it's bizarre to me."
  
• The comments have prompted commentators to speculate that Kristen may even leave the franchise before the final film is completed. 
• A friend is quoted as saying "Kristen has always been an indie actress and while she appreciates the experience, opportunity and wealth the Twilight films have afforded her - she had no idea what she was letting herself in for."
• Kristen, who is dating co-star Robert Pattinson, has just finished filming Eclipse but may not return for the final film in the franchise, Breaking Dawn - a rumour that started after she failed to turn up for the wrap party. 
• She doesn't want to seem ungrateful after everything that Twilight has brought her, including Rob, but she often feels uncomfortable with the attention. 
• An industry insider says "If Krsiten quits then Twilight is dead in the water".
• Rob has been reassuring her they can deal with this together and has been instrumental in helping her stay committed. 

Valium Vampire - Rehashed story of Rob taking a quarter of a valium to calm himself before his Twilight audtion.

Rob Vanity Lair - After stating in Vanity Fair that he and Kristen were just friends - days after the mag was released the pair (Rob & Kristen) spent the night together in the Chateau Marmont. "They were hugging - and then he kissed her on the lips - he had his arm around her the whole time" a source added.

Not Pregnant - Kristen has laughed off rumours that she may have fallen pregnant, sparked by an outfit she donned at for a press conference in Mexico, which accentuated her new curves. She said "that's what you get for tucking your t-shirt in and besides i'm only 19".

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Famous Mag Taylor Article & Kristen 'I didnt dump Rob' - Scan (click to enlarge)

Synopsis after the jump:

Synopsis:

• Robert Pattinson is a 'supporting role' in New Moon so the focus is now on Taylor Lautner
• A movie insider says "Unlike Rob who suffers from crippling shyness, Taylor's totally cool when it comes to interacting with fans, spilling the beans on his private life and dealing with intense media scrutiny. 
• He has taken to fame like a duck to water.
• A source says "Rob's never liked being in the limelight, so it's a real relief for him to share the limelight with someone else."

Synopsis of Kristens 'I didn't dump Rob' article:

• KStew has hit back at rumours that her year long relationship with Rob is on the rocks - fuelled by by her failure to turn up at the Eclipse wrap party.
• Rob and Kristen are usually joined at the hip so it was the talk of the party when he showed up on his own. 
• The couple have been having an increasing amount of rifts. 
• One of Kristen's friends says "Kristen says she didnt dump Rob, she didnt go to the wrap party because she wanted to go see her family. Rob's taking time to see his family too and they will be back together within the space of a few weeks."

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Thanks to OzTwilightTwit for the scans.     

Famous Magazine New Moon Special - Scans & Synopsis (Click to enlarge)

 

Synopis of Kristen Article:

• Branded a 21st Century icon for misunderstood youth and a welcome antidote to the increasing army of bottle blonde bombshells flooding the movie industry.
• The 'sizzling starlet' has landed a flood of roles aside from Twilight including The Runaways biopic in which she plays Joan Jett. 
• Of course a super hot spunk is a must have accessory for an IT girl and the mysterious star's palpable on and off screen chemistry with Robert Pattinson has been the talk of Tinseltown.
• Despite the fact the notoriously private pair have not offiicially confirmed their relationship Rob has openly spoken of their intense 'natural chemistry' and industry insiders say the pair are rarely apart.
• During a recent interview Kristen said she found fame "insane". "As a person i cant do anything" she complained, "but then i think to myself 'God damn it shut the f**k up'".
  

 

Synopsis of Robert Article :

• There is little that hasnt been written about Robert Pattinson - his life is a book so open that even his mother checks the papers to see what her son is up to. "My mum says 'I cant believe you did this.." says the 23-yr old "its insane".
• He's still managed to cloak his private life in a veil of secrecy and at times can be as dark and broody as his Twilight character, the permanently sullen vampire, Edward Cullen. 
• The expectations heaped upon him leave him shaken and anxious he has admitted-but not because he is shirking fame but rather because he is eager to please the fans who invest so much in his character. 
• Girls scream for Edward not Robert - "I still cant get a date" (Bee: *raises hand* in offer) 

 

Synopsis of Taylor article:

• Gained more than 13kg of muscle to keep his role in New Moon after there was questions about his suitability for the role. 
• Taylor finds the focus on his body a little embarassing saying "If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again".
• Its Taylors adorable mix of modesty and exotic good looks that has won him the lauded title of It boy and sent teen idol rival Zac Efron into fits of jealousy. 
• Girls everywhere are swapping their RPattz posters for Taylors (Bee: girls might be but women ain't)
• He has reportedly hooked up with country music star Taylor Swift and Aussie hottie Isobel Lucas  
• His favourite romcom is The Notebook.
  

 

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Thanks to OzTwilightTwit for the scans.X

Famous scans & article synopsis (Magazine from Australia)

Ok so according to Famous (Oz) : "Robert Pattinson has given Kristen Stewarts' ex-bofriend Michael Angarano a very stern warning to stay well away from his Twilight co-star and real-life love interest." Rob is reported to have told Michael to "stay away from her & get out of her life" after discovering that Michael was trying to win Kristen back. "Kristen confessed to Robert that Michael has been bombarding her with text messages - Rob hit the roof, he has been chasing Kristen for a long time and had to patiently wait for her. Now its making his blood boil that Michael is using the very same technique - text messages - that Rob used when he was trying to win Kristen over when her relationship with Michael was coming to an end. Kristen assured Rob (whom she is shacked up with in Sheraton Hotel) that she is no longer interested in her ex. The source continues to say "She told Rob that she feels sorry for Michael after everything thats happened and feels guilty cutting contact completely."

Famous also report the now over heard 'Love Nest' story. 

 

 The Wedding Dress- Famous reports on InStyle US story that top designers are already designing the most hotly awaited wedding dress 'since Princess Dianas', They also give the impression that the wedding dress or should we say the wedding will be in 'Eclipse' when real fans know that that is not the case.

 

Famous - On Ashley & Xavier - "|Just weeks after hooking up with Chace Crawford, Ashley has moved onto 'Eclipse' newcomer Xavier Samuel. All the girls on set were wondering who was going to get their hands on the new guy as Rob is already taken by Kristen "- says the source

"Ashley is happy to show off her 'big score' and has been snapped out on dates with him.It's like she wants the world to know he is hers.

Chace Crawford is reportedly 'Not Happy' and they also report on all of Ashleys hook-ups saying 'She certainly has a type'

On Kellan at a Gas station - "Kellan stopped on his way to a shoot to do some DIY" i.e. get gas & change a tyre. His 'manliness' increased 100% becasue he put on a singlet. 

All of this *cough, trash, couugh* kind of makes this blogger feel the need for another shower this morning but ill let you make up your own mind. Feel free to comment.

Many thanks to OzTwilightTwit for the publication.

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